In this brutally long but highly educational episode we explore one man's obsession with the plant family AIZOACEAE, known colloquially as the Mesembryanthemaceae (but if you can't spit that out just call them MESEMBS for short).
This family is the family of plants that contain the genus #Lithops, also known as "LIVING STONES", as well as hundreds of other species that possess opposite pairs of succulent leaves and brightly-colored flowers, some of which resemble the rocks and quartz gravels of their native South African and Namibian habitat. This is also the family of the invasive-to-North-America "Iceplants", which form weedy mats along beaches and coastal highways of California and Australia.
Also featured are some very bizarre and odd members of the Amaryllis Family and the Hyacinth family that have taken on some very odd habits, behaviors, and forms in order to deal with the arid, summer-dry habitat that they inhabit.
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