Before getting thrown out of a University Conservatory, we manage to get some nice moneyshotz of some extremely rare and unique plants from around the world, including the tree cucumber Dendrosicyos socotranus from the island of Socotra, and Osa pulchra - a moth pollinated member of the coffee family that's critically extinct in the wild. We also see a half-erect corpse flower a week or two before climaxing.
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